Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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