He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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