how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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