I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
