New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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