..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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