Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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