How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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