I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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