and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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