i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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