He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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