some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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