her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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