Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i used baking grease as lip gloss
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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