All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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