never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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