Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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