Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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