Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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