For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
This house was built for laser tag.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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