Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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