do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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