my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Please don't give away my fajitas
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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