i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
There r osticjed everywhere
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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