I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Im part way to drunk.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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