You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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