i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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