Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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