And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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