Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i think my mom watched the whole time
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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