Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
3pm strippers are depressing
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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