i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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