Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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