Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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