Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
This house was built for laser tag.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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