chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
i think im in europe. pls send help
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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