Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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