bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Randomize
