i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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