they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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