At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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