The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
My vagina just recognized that song.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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