Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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