i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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