I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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