TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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