saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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