Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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