yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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