My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Boobs are out for the taking
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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