did you get engaged???
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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