And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Of course I have a pirate flag
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
