i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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