you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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