I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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