He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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