I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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