If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Who died my cat blue again?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
