Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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